29. WOMEN SPEAK

Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell 

happened.

-Cora Harvey Armstrong

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut 

her up with chocolate.

-Wellknown

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting 

my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

-Erma Bombeck

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.

-Jane Sellman

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body 

starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me 

at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not 

dumb -- and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade 

another country.

-Elayne Boosler

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything 

done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a 

career.

-Gloria Steinem

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt